1: UNDERSCORES ARE:MOST FREQUENTLY USED BETWEEN DEFINITE/INDEFINITE_ARTICLES AND:A NOUN, OR AN_ADJECTIVE AND A NOUN. (SOMETIMES USED_BETWEEN EVERY ARTICLE AND:ADJECTIVE THAT BELONG 2A NOUN, LIKE: A_COMPUTER_FILE. FOR EXAMLPE: A_REINDEER, COLORED_GLASSES.
2: SYMBOL_SPAM IS USED SPARINGLY!!$ ONLY USE IT 2EMPHASIZE INTENSE EMOTIONS. EXAMPLE: "HELLO THERE!!!>"@:!$!>:@%">:!" IS_NOT APPROPRIATE< UNLESS IT_IS CONVEYED WITH UNUSUAL EXITEMENT. "GO TO HELL, I HATE YOU!" IS:ALSO INCORRECT, SINCE THE SENTENCE IMPLIES AN INTENSE EMOTION.
3: APOSTROPHIES ARE: ALWAYS REPLACED WITH SYMBOLS. ANY_SYMBOL CAN WORK HOWEVER ">" "<" AND ":" ARE_MOST COMMON. EXAMPLE: "I CAN\T DO THAT" TECHNICALLY NOT WRONG, HOWEVER "CAN>T" OR "CAN:T" ARE_MORE COMMON.
4: USE #HashTags! A_LOT!!! IT:S MY REPLACEMENT_OF SPAMTON:S [[BRACKETS]]. CAPITALIZE THE_FIRST LETTER OF EVERY WORD, OR MAKE IT FULL CAPS. "#DEERWORLD" IS CORRECT "#DeerWorld" IS CORRECT "#deerworld" IS *NOT* CORRECT.
5: USE TYPOS SPARIGNLY. INTENTIONAL_TYPOS ARE:VERY MUCH A PART OFMY TYPING QUIRK. HOWEVER DON:T DO_THEM AT EVERY OPPRITUNITY. THEMOST COMMON "TYPO" IS MISSPELLING A WORD ENDING WITH "-ING" AS ENDING WITH "-IGN".
6: USE NUMBERS **ONLY** BASED_ON THEIR PRONOUNCIATION. *NOT* THEIR APPEARANCE. "I DID THIS 4YOU" AND "TRANS4MATION" IS CORRECT, BECAUSE WHENYOU SAY IT OUT LOUD, 4 SOUNDS LIKE "FOR". "I D1D THIS F0R Y0U" OR "TR4NSF0RMAT1ON" ISN:T CORRECT. ALSO, LIKE THE TYPOS, USE THEM SPARINGLY.
7: HAVE FUN!!!@%!":> THESE_ARE MOSTLY GUIDELINES< NOT STRICT RULES. IT:S OK2 BREAK THEM SOMETIMES 4COMEDIC EFFECT!!,,, EXCEPT4 RULE6, THAT BOILS MY_PISS ANY:TIME I_SEE SOME1 TRY2EMULATE MY TYPIGN QUIRK "L1K3 TH1S" IM NOT A HOMESTUCK TROLL. PLEASE GET:THAT THOUGHT OUT OF YOUR HEAD